Sep. 18th, 2000

shadowsong: (Default)
well i did get my only pair of shoes wet. but i had fun. i would have enjoyed myself more if i hadn't walked around barefoot on gravel for the rest of the day. getting eaten alive by midges while doing archery put a damper on it too.
so yeah, i was in the group who hated hiking, originally referred to as the "short hike group" which soon evolved into us dubbing ourselves the "short bus group". we saw the remains of a village that had been cleared in 1840, one that looked more run down that the remains of the brochs built by the picts several hundred years earlier. the thing is, while standing in the ruins, you can clearly see modern houses not a 15 minute walk away. anne martin, who was guiding our tour and who did a presentation on gaelic song the night before, said that when she was learning songs, they told stories about all sorts of things, including lots of songs about the clearancies. but there was absolutely *nothing* from this ruined village. she could see it from her doorstep growing up, and yet it was as if it had never existed. what probably happened was that the government and the landlords (macdonalds, i think, but it might have been macleods) shipped every inhabitant of that particular village off to australia, effectively silencing all their traditions, although i'm sure that wasn't the point.
there were other cleared villages where the people left on their own. there's a song about a village in which 3 fishing boats left one day and never returned. well, that's the first few verses, at least. so there are now no men of working age left in the village, cause the boats containing them were all lost at sea. in the following verses, a flu strikes the community, killing all the children and elderly. so this village that used to be doing fine now has no one left but a handful of women, and they had no choice but to leave. it's a song, but a true one.
anne told us another story about a tiny island, just big enough for one (cleared) village. it was fairly common for people to die off until the community was no longer viable (as in the song), and that's what happened here. but there's a graveyard on the island, and 5 of the gravestones are for men who died in world war 1. now it may not sound relevant, but just think: if those 5 men, or even 4 of them, hadn't gone off to war and been killed, would that have made the difference in keeping the community going? with 5 more men, might the village have been able to survive and grow enough that today it would be a crowded island instead of another set of ruins with no one left who knows their story?
...if i was feeling better with words, i'd write an essay or poem or short story about it. if anyone else is inspired by that, i'd like to see the result.
so yeah, then we went kayaking and got wet and went around in circles a lot.
and then we came back and had lunch. at every meal, i realize how *good* the soup here is. there are all sorts of cream of vegetable variations that are the best thing i've ever tasted. (yes, all of them are the best. and don't try and chop logic with me, cause i have a bigger knife.)
then we tried to hit targets, which was pretty boring.
and came back to glenelg for dinner. i need to shower. i actually rinsed my legs down after kayaking, which felt really good. i wish i'd had time to take a shower at the columbia center, cause they had really soft towels and a rather posh shower stall. at one point i said, "why do they need showers that big at a christian retreat center?" and someone (rather snidely) responded, "they're handicapped shower," and i was like, it was a *joke*. funny, laugh, no logic chopping or i'll chop your fingers off.
er, right, where was i? i think i was about done. eddie's supposed to be looking for his play manuscripts, and if it's not too indecipherable, i might try translating tamlane. with his permission, of course. we're doing our little "work experiences" tomorrow and Thursday. i get to work at the inn/restaurant/bar, supervised by the lecherously risque bartender, accompanied by a girl from our group who has been known to hit on the guy when she's drunk. oh, boy. ceilidh Friday, though.
oh, i love kiki. remembering the strip where she has a scary dream about professor crabtree and spazzes at riff until she gets distracted by a pretty shell.
i miss my ferret.
shadowsong: (Default)
work was boring. basically i washed stuff. but i made £2.75 when i cleaned between the benches and the wall. and i got to go home around 2 both yesterday and today, whereas most people have to work until at least 4.
yesterday the sheep were separated for market, so from about 8 in the morning until... well, now, the mother sheep have been crying for their babies. i'm just callous enough to be annoyed by it instead of heartbroken. there's a really cute puppy in a pen outside the farmhouse. it's not too good at walking yet, but it jumps very well and it's soooo cuuute!
eddie doesn't know where his manuscripts are, so it looks like it's back to gypsies for me. :) i would like to read them at some point, though.
last night (and today, cause there were lots of them) we had scottish lobster tails for an appetizer. they're related to prawns, apparently, and taste like a cross between that, crab, and regular lobster. very odd, but very good. they're about the size of breaded popcorn shrimp.
picked blackberries on my way back from the inn (with an hour long break at the candles), and there were lots of ripe ones. but i'm still picking blackberry thorns out of my hands.
we're taking donna and eddie (and lesley and calum and doreen) out to dinner at the inn as a thankyou tonight, and i want to snag some internet time before then, so i'll head down to the candles around 5. and i want to start my laundry. so.... yeah. that's all.
shadowsong: (Default)
i guess i forgot to mention it earlier: teddy booked a b&b room for me! i'm *so* happy, it's exactly what i was hoping she'd volunteer to do. i shall thank her profusely when i see her, and try not to be too much of a freeloader. :)
they turned off our water to repair the pipes, but it doesn't matter that we can't use the toilet cause we didn't have any toilet paper anyway.
so now i have to pack everything up. somehow i doubt it'll fit.
i had a dream last night that i was moving into a college dorm with staircases everywhere and impossible hallways and corners, and no women's bathrooms (actually i think it was that each person had a stall and i couldn't find mine). and then when i was getting lost everyone claimed that it was a one story building, despite all the staircases. and i had a cat and a ferret with me, and two rats (or maybe a rat and a mouse) that i hadn't wanted to take with me, so i let them climb out the window. and i found another ferret, but it belonged to someone so i let it go back to its person. and my ferret wasn't litterbox trained and i didn't even have a litterbox, so my room was starting to get messy. and whenever i did something i had to look back to the animals to make sure they weren't going to kill each other. i think the kitten was actually the puppy in the farmhouse down the road, the ferret that wasn't mine looked a bit like tuffy, and there's an awful lot of sheepshit around cause the sheep are definitely not litter box trained.
i keep getting flashes of longing for the bits of my life that i couldn't take with me: andy, fencing, troupe, pennsic. hopefully fencing on Sunday will alleviate some of that.
shadowsong: (Default)
let me rephrase: i hate british systems. the brits themselves near redeem the whole mess.
so i got on the 6.00 train, got to stevenage, all ready to switch trains... and the door wouldn't open. i pressed the green button beneath all the emergency exit stuff and it still wouldn't open, and the train pulled out of the station.
as i was panicking, one couple went to the end of the train to get the conductor for me, and another guy carried my suitcase, cause it wouldn't fit through the aisles if i tried to roll it. and he carried it the length of the train, cause i was all the way at the wrong end.
so i get to the food car (about three cars from the front) and the couple has found the guard/announcer guy, who has to get off at king's cross (london, end of the line, next station) and run to catch another train back to peterborough (where he lives) that also goes to both stevenage and huntingdon. so he grabbed my suitcase and dragged it the rest of the way, and then we both ran to catch the other train.
he was running for the train because this was *supposed* to have been his night off, but someone got sick. but he was done now, and if he missed the train he wouldn't get home till half past two.
minor digression: they say 'half two', meaning half past two. in german, though, doesn't that mean half till? ::confused::
so anyway, he even tried to call a cab for me, but just got an answering machine. he made sure i got out okay, though, and went the right direction and all that. and there was a cab at the station. ('i'm a stupid american. do i tip you?' 'well, i wouldn't mind..')
had to wake up the guy to let me into the hotel, though - he came outside half naked (all the important parts were covered, he had trousers on... (saying he had pants on wouldn't mean much here - pants=underwear)) and made me a toasted che3ese sandwich and hot water for tea. i have a nasty suspicion that this isn't really a b&b and it's actually a hotel - which means it's probably 50£ instead of 20£. bad bad bad. that's 60 extra pounds for the two nights, on top of the 20 for the cab. i don't *know* if that's the case, though - i was afraid to ask. and he didn't say anything about it - i guess i pay when i leave? that makes sense, with all the stories about people staying some place for a week and leaving without paying. so i'll find out on Monday right before i shell out more money for the train to london.
and the cabbie was trying to convince me that raf molesworth was about a mile away. i think it's more of 'a mile' in the way the scots say 'a bit down the road' - i e more like 3.5 mi. ::sigh::
so i'm going to finish my tea and call liana about fencing, and then i'll crash. i'll take a shower when i wake up - probably around noon.
whoo. drinking my tea fast gives the ginger a *big* kick. and the grease in that sandwich (a 'toastie' i believe he called it - made it in one of those sandwich toasters that presses the edges down and everything) was exactly what i needed. now to attempt to use my phone card.
shadowsong: (Default)
god, i hate british systems. tried to take a shower and apparently the electrical trip (fuse? not sure what it actually is) is too small and switched the shower off while i was in it. then i burned my hand on the hot water tap. then i tried to make instant coffee, spilled it, burning my hand in the process, and discovered it tastes like swill anyway and poured it all down the drain.
liana called a few people and they're going to take me to cambridge to make up for not having fighter practice. and if i can cancel my reservation for tonight without making them mad, i'll sleep at liana's house... no, wait, they want people out by 11.30 or they charge them for the night. i guess i'm staying here, then. but liana will drive me to the train station and let me stay at her place when i come back through.
technically she doesn't count as a cool british person, though, cause she's american.
shower's been fixed, time to wash the conditioner out of my hair. oh, and the shower curtain blows in almost to the back wall of the stall. i've never quite figured out how you're actually supposed to *use* a shower stall like that.
shadowsong: (Default)
so liana and dawn took me to cambridge. it was Sunday, so most of the town was closed, but it was crawling with people - all the parking garages were full and had people lined up in the streets to get in. we ended up finding a street spot right outside chili's, where we had lunch. it was good but slow. then we went to the mall, looked at shoe stores and the body shop and talked. apparently dawn has not only *seen* 'ring of steel', she owns an autographed copy of the movie and autographed poster. said autographs are of robert chapin, who wrote and starred in the movie, and ran a theater combat workshop that she attended. apparently the damn cool funny fight with chapin and jim pirri that troy wants to figure out was mostly improv which would make it a pisser to reconstruct. and, for andy, robert chapin and jim pirri started out in martial arts... and their sensei was dan inosanto. and bob chapin is also a visual effects artist.
so yeah, liana bought me dinner and shimmery purple grey eyeshadow crayons and exotic cinnamon spicy scented massage gel.
and then we went to see snatch, and she bought me tickets and popcorn. it was a bit violent for me, but not gory - it's about illegal boxing bets (at least partially), and the boxing fights were really the only violence they *showed*, despite the fact that there was lots of shooting and chopping up and being eaten by pigs going on. and it was *damn* funny. brad pitt, looking rather scruffy, played an irish gypsy who the main characters couldn't understand for the life of them. it was *great*, especially because i'd had that exact same blank look on my face for the past two weeks. some of the feel of the movie didn't quite mesh, but i liked it. :)
then i went back to liana's place and watched buffy and angel. -okay, i've just got to point this out: we went to the bookstore, they went for the mercedes lackey and anne mccaffrey. they fence. they're scadians. they like buffy and angel. dawn'd do spike in a heartbeat. their musical tastes run from celtic to pop to goth. ....my type of people? i think so. well, other than the military bit.
liana's place, by the way, is on a military base, so i've now been on one. she lives in the dormitories, and as we were going back out to leave, some drunk guy was pissing off a military policeman... 'can i see your gun?' he says to the guy, 'aw, come on, please?' '*no*.' and then the guy sees us and goes, 'ooh, look at the hottie! hey, girls!'
so i got back to the hotel and was given a pint of cider and sat around attempting to decipher english accents, now that i'd gotten used to scottish ones. they poked fun at the guy (who wasn't there) who'd met me last night, asking, 'did he feel his bicep and go, 'why, yes, i am a bodybuilder!'?' it was funny. and i went upstairs and packed most stuff up and went to bed around two. and got up at 7 and threw up, for some unknown reason. maybe the cider was off or something.
set my alarm for 10 and woke up at 10.15, 4 tracks into the cd. turn the volume up next time, smart girl... liana sat around while i finished my breakfast. and i had a 100£ note and two 10s, so i paid my 56£ bill (phew, much better than i was dreading) with the 100, and ended up getting 33£ in one pound coins because they'd taken all the cash to the bank the night before. ::rolls eyes::
i discovered that i still have the room key in my pocket. so i'll have to convince liana to swing by when we go out to molesworth for practice.
so i got to london with no difficulty, although it was pissing down rain, got to teddy's house which is in a 'multiethnic' neighborhood in the east end - the hereditary londoners are mostly cockneys. not the posh part of town by any means. but it's nice. her dog is odd and nosy, and her parents are odd and vaguely senile and *very* cockney, meaning i can barely understand a word they say. and teddy's giving me lots of food and letting me use her computer, so i'm happy. happy me. yep.
tomorrow i'm either going to see the complete history of america abridged or a three doors down concert. Wednesday i'm going clubbing, either goth or lesbian. Thursday i'm probably going to see the complete works of shakespeare abridged. and during the day i'm going to camden market for docs and fabric, and i might look around tina (teddy)'s neighborhood as well, cause there's a street with a bunch of indian sari shops, and i want something for a gypsy shawl.
and i got to talk to andy! but before he got on, i talked to l (who cut her hair while taking a puter break), dan keegan, tucker, isaiah, and gary. all different parts of my life. but they went away, and now andy's here. :) so i'll talk to him instead of babbling at the internet in general.
shadowsong: (Default)
robert chapin:
writer of ring of steel.
fight/stunt coordinator/choreographer in....
ring of steel. hook. army of darkness. some movies i don't recognize.
fight performer in robin hood men in tights.
david hasselhoff's stunt double on baywatch.
a bunch of renfair stuff.
he knows....
tae kwon do. judo. aikido. karate. kendo. staff. nunchaku. broadsword. rapier and dagger. smallsword. katana. competitive fencing - saber/epee/foil, gymnastics, stunts, horsemanship/jousting, bullwhip, rope walking, rock climbing/rigging.
ba in compsci. visual effects artist.

and he's tall, blond, and studly, too. the bastard.

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags