roflmao

i'll turn this car around....

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i was being delirium on #livejournal. it fit my mood. i'm not actually hallucinating yet, but as i said to a few people, i have the attention span of a suicidal fruitfly on crack. i construct halves of sentences, and then realize i've drifted off in the middle and can't remember what i was saying.

bad sign when you still have 4 more pages to write....

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i would just like to point out that the lawn outside my window has been mowed at *least* three times in the past week.

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oh, and of course *now* the cramps kick in. ::slump:: drug break. :(

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ganked from the bisexual list. i am amused.