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Dec. 2nd, 2002 02:21 amWhich of these are you most likely to say?
- Ehhh, fack your mum.
- OH GOD. PENIS.
- May your brake pedals be eaten by acidic snails!
- I feel your obscene hardness grow beneath my palm.
- He was a punk, she did ballet, what more can I saaaay?
- Dork, you sand my toenails!
- You are all puerile and sophomoric. Perish.
- I could drive a Volvo through your vulva!
oh my god. i *have* to find an excuse to use these in daily conversation.
in other news, josie has neato things for auction, i am caught up on seagoth and comics and stuff, i am eating cheese, stark is not online, and i really need to wake up enough to work on my thesis.
- Ehhh, fack your mum.
- OH GOD. PENIS.
- May your brake pedals be eaten by acidic snails!
- I feel your obscene hardness grow beneath my palm.
- He was a punk, she did ballet, what more can I saaaay?
- Dork, you sand my toenails!
- You are all puerile and sophomoric. Perish.
- I could drive a Volvo through your vulva!
oh my god. i *have* to find an excuse to use these in daily conversation.
in other news, josie has neato things for auction, i am caught up on seagoth and comics and stuff, i am eating cheese, stark is not online, and i really need to wake up enough to work on my thesis.