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Q: How many ferrets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The correct question is, how many lightbulbs does it take. You must try to retrieve your lightbulbs from behind the couch faster than the ferret can hide them.

Q: Why do ferrets sleep so soundly?
A: So that people in ferret-unfriendly areas can go outside looking like they're wearing a stole, and safely transport their fuzzies to the vet.

Q: What do you call that thing that--
A: Ferret toy.