real time, raf wyton
Sep. 22nd, 2000 09:40 pmwhere did i leave off? ooh, i'm way behind.
Wednesday night. well, i went to the pub where the session was supposed to be with about 3£ left, so i had to find an atm. but the brits don't call them atms, so i went in and asked and everyone looked at me funny. actually they're called cashpoints, which i'd seen but thought was just a one-bank thing. so a guy who was rather wobbly went outside to point out where the nearest bank was, and he actually knew what he was talking about. got back to the bar and had a pint of cider (i really do like strongbow better... and crap, i left that can in tina's fridge. oops.) and some garlic bread right before the kitchen closed. and some guy next to me started chatting me up. he was a bit of a twit, in a wishy washy sort of way. bought me a drink (and it's really hard to say no without causing a scene, not that i minded saving myself £2.60) and finally the music i was there for started, so i turned around and listened.
there were 2 fiddles, a ukulele thing, a guitar, and a guy playing alternately uillin pipes and bones. the ukulele player picked up a fiddle when one of the fiddlers got tired, too. and later on another fiddle and an irish flute showed up.
some guy from spain had a pair of bones with him, but was about as good with them as i am on the bodhran, so he played a little from his seat. i didn't have my bodhran cause i didn't feel like schlepping it around all day, and they didn't know any songs that i knew all the words to, so i didn't do anything.
the ukulele player had no front teeth and told me a joke at one point, which i'm sure you've all heard before - guy goes into a building and says, "i'd like some fish and chips, please." and the lady at the counter looks up at him and says, "but sir, this is a library," and he says, "oh, sorry," and whispers, "i'd like some fish and chips, please."
anyway, at some point the guy who showed me the cashpoint (who had continued to drink, but didn't seem to have gotten any drunker, and was rather nice) came over and complimented me on my hair. we babbled for a while and the guy who'd bought me a drink took exception to the fact that he'd bought me a drink and i turned my back on him, and here i was talking to some other guy! i wanted to say something snide to the effect of, "oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize that you were buying conversation time with that drink," but i refrained. anyway, the twit gets more obnoxious, and the other guy is like, 'sorry, didn't mean to upset you' and goes back to his seat. at which point the bouncer comes over and asks the twit what's going on. bouncer moves on to the other guy, and i decide i need to go pee, and pat the good guy on the shoulder as i go past to let him (and the bouncer) know that *i* don't have a problem. when i get back out, i find that the twit has been kicked out of the bar. :) and the good guy offers to buy me a drink. i was about ready to go, though, so i asked for water. after i sat down, the barmaid came over and was like, "do you want ice in your water? it's been bought *for* you," with a tone of voice that implied a conspiratorial wink.
later on the guy came up to me and was like, "i'm drunk, so i apologize if i'm being rude, but if you're in the area again, feel free to stop in here and i'll buy you another drink." he wasn't really my type, but he was nice. :)
i'll finish updating in a bit. must go pee.
Wednesday night. well, i went to the pub where the session was supposed to be with about 3£ left, so i had to find an atm. but the brits don't call them atms, so i went in and asked and everyone looked at me funny. actually they're called cashpoints, which i'd seen but thought was just a one-bank thing. so a guy who was rather wobbly went outside to point out where the nearest bank was, and he actually knew what he was talking about. got back to the bar and had a pint of cider (i really do like strongbow better... and crap, i left that can in tina's fridge. oops.) and some garlic bread right before the kitchen closed. and some guy next to me started chatting me up. he was a bit of a twit, in a wishy washy sort of way. bought me a drink (and it's really hard to say no without causing a scene, not that i minded saving myself £2.60) and finally the music i was there for started, so i turned around and listened.
there were 2 fiddles, a ukulele thing, a guitar, and a guy playing alternately uillin pipes and bones. the ukulele player picked up a fiddle when one of the fiddlers got tired, too. and later on another fiddle and an irish flute showed up.
some guy from spain had a pair of bones with him, but was about as good with them as i am on the bodhran, so he played a little from his seat. i didn't have my bodhran cause i didn't feel like schlepping it around all day, and they didn't know any songs that i knew all the words to, so i didn't do anything.
the ukulele player had no front teeth and told me a joke at one point, which i'm sure you've all heard before - guy goes into a building and says, "i'd like some fish and chips, please." and the lady at the counter looks up at him and says, "but sir, this is a library," and he says, "oh, sorry," and whispers, "i'd like some fish and chips, please."
anyway, at some point the guy who showed me the cashpoint (who had continued to drink, but didn't seem to have gotten any drunker, and was rather nice) came over and complimented me on my hair. we babbled for a while and the guy who'd bought me a drink took exception to the fact that he'd bought me a drink and i turned my back on him, and here i was talking to some other guy! i wanted to say something snide to the effect of, "oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize that you were buying conversation time with that drink," but i refrained. anyway, the twit gets more obnoxious, and the other guy is like, 'sorry, didn't mean to upset you' and goes back to his seat. at which point the bouncer comes over and asks the twit what's going on. bouncer moves on to the other guy, and i decide i need to go pee, and pat the good guy on the shoulder as i go past to let him (and the bouncer) know that *i* don't have a problem. when i get back out, i find that the twit has been kicked out of the bar. :) and the good guy offers to buy me a drink. i was about ready to go, though, so i asked for water. after i sat down, the barmaid came over and was like, "do you want ice in your water? it's been bought *for* you," with a tone of voice that implied a conspiratorial wink.
later on the guy came up to me and was like, "i'm drunk, so i apologize if i'm being rude, but if you're in the area again, feel free to stop in here and i'll buy you another drink." he wasn't really my type, but he was nice. :)
i'll finish updating in a bit. must go pee.